David de Haas


David graduated from Fanshawe College’s Advertising Art program with a major in design and a minor in reconstructive kidney surgery.
Eventually he landed a job in advertising and began writing about himself in the third person shortly threreafter. If you need some sort of proof of industry you could probably google him, he googles himself all the time.

After many years of trying to save the world from suckvertising David quit his cushy job to become an inner city bus driver. He insists that Ryan Gosling should play him in the movie version of this book.